wood pusher

the name forced by the name fruit booter

if u all got off tonys dick and saw that we all need to work together youd understand. why fight with someone who does almost the same thing. we dont destroy ledges. get over it

by fruitboot May 6, 2004

puppy pusher

Slang term for Military Working Dog Handlers. First heard the term used in 1973 while stationed at Wurtsmith Air Force Base in Michigan.

379th Security Police Squadron - Puppy Pusher Section

by tavern knight July 1, 2006

pillow pusher

a person who helps keep the pillow (which muffles the sound)in a drummer's bass drum in place so it doesn't slide out.

The drummer in the band requested a pillow pusher halfway through the set.

by Joe Wayans October 5, 2006

putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010

cushion-pusher

someone who likes to have sex with fat women, comes from "more cushion for the pushin'",
someone who likes their women to have baggage, ripples, folds, cottage cheese thighs, blunt in the front, etc.

Tyrie: You see how much blunt in the front Tyrell's new girlfriend has? I mean I'm talkin' 'bout dayummmnn
Tyrese: Yea, tru dat, he a cushion-pusher fo' sho'
Terrel:are you cereal
Tyrie: fo' shizzle ma nizzle up in da hizzle fo' rizzle

by Royce B. in Da Hizzle February 2, 2007

Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

poster punk

A poseur punk rocker who dresses like he should be on a poster. Usually sporting a black leather jacket with an obscure band on it. Mohawk, bondage pants and lots of spikes. Usually range from 16-25 years of age.

That show last night was packed with Poster Punks.

by Fat Nik April 24, 2003