Prom

An expensive dance that's held for horny teenagers to grind up on each other and get totally wasted after

I spent $100 for prom tickets to dance

by Country PotatO May 12, 2014

mormon prom

Prom that consists of dancing at least 2 feet from each other to leave room for the lord. Female dresses must be below the knee. Large groups of teenagers congregate behind the building to drink sparkling grape juice and pray. Drinks provided are punch bowls full of the sacrament(holy water).

Jimmy: Hey are you going to the mormon prom?
Susan:Yep, I got my family friend to buy me a nice big bottle of grape juice!

by yxzy October 19, 2015

play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011

portmanteau

1. an archaic word used by prissy netymologists on Wikipedia and Word Spy that means a blend word. A word formed by combining parts of two words

2. a two-compartment suitcase that has not been manufactured since the 1800s.

1. Wikipedia is a portmanteau of the words "wienie" and "encyclopedia".

2. I wonder if the luggage museum has a portmanteau?

by slumdog January 27, 2009

proma

drama that occurs as a result of prom related occurrences (finding a group to go with, renting a limo, picking a restaurant, being on court, buying a dress, picking colors to match, choosing dates, deciding on an afterparty/other event)

etymology: the combination of the words "prom" and "drama"

prom + drama = proma

Agatha: OMG Tina! Are you going to prom???

Tina: Idk anymore. There's too much proma to deal with.

by Proma queen May 26, 2009

alt-prom

An alternative to prom.

Dude, prom costs like fifty bucks a head. I'm stuck between going to the christian youth or the punk alt-prom.

Ha, getting blazed is my alt-prom.

I'm going to an alt-prom, but can I still join your postprom party?

by nnythm April 26, 2008

promed

for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances

"omg did you see me last night i was so promed"

"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"

by murphy1990 January 16, 2010