Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

pretendering

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

by lucy camenia November 6, 2017

PretendaSexual

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017

Prelennial

(Noun) the not quite gen x parents of millennials.

"My hipster millennial friends young mom is a prelennial."

by Jengigiff August 31, 2018

pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

prebeefing

One would lead you to believe it is when you spread beef on the chip before you indulge as to not miss a morsel of the beefy-cheese goodness. But it is actually when one “relieves” themselves before a tense situation in preparation for the main event later on that night in hopes to last longer.

Jamie was prebeefing for his date with the hot Veronica Vaughn .

by ClevelandBeemer November 28, 2019