Whole Pooping

To have a massive poop.

"Shit man, that guy was whole pooping!"

by Boopers February 23, 2014

Poodling

Shorthand for 'Poo Doodling'. The artistic creations left behind in the toilet basin after a particularly sticky shit.

Pete has been poodling in the office toilet. His poodle is worthy of a Turner Prize

by Stalyvegas April 22, 2016

pooping out the woodwork

When crazy shit like Salad Fingers is all of the sudden all up in your grill.

Yo Smudge! Grab your nine - these bandicoots are pooping out the woodwork!

by savonnn February 5, 2009

poofing

the act of cuming or throwing baby powder onto someones ass. Not in a sexual way more like a prank.

While poofing Tim the other night we got baby powder all over!

by robolovo January 26, 2009

pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

Pooking

When one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed turd reverses itself and is puked (or "pooked") up.

Britta: Where's Billy?

Brindi: I think he's sick.

Anders: He's in the bathroom pooking up a turd!

by Panda Lundberg February 22, 2008

Pooping out the woodwork

When a string of unexpected and potentially annoying or crappy events occur, or when annoying or crappy people/animals/objects begin to appear in rapid succession without prior notice.

William Shatner's musical career has been pooping out the woodwork recently.

by JAMZ! February 6, 2009