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On the Pond

Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.

Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".

Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.
Perry: Where is Colin, he's late!
Will: He's still at home On the Pond.
by BigWill88 August 12, 2022
mugGet the On the Pondmug.

drawer in a pond

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond
by anonymous April 12, 2021
mugGet the drawer in a pondmug.

bee pond

The act of pleasuring yourself by placing several small stones and marbles up your rectum for pleasure. Traditional bee ponding involves using different coloured marbles to attract bees.
Friend ('You have a lot of marbles Tom' Tom ('Yea they are my Bee Pond marbles')

Friend ('Where are the stones?')
by bee ponder October 31, 2019
mugGet the bee pondmug.

drawer in a pond

“Man she’s a real drawer in a pond.”
by anonymous April 12, 2021
mugGet the drawer in a pondmug.

pond penguin

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"
by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014
mugGet the pond penguinmug.

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.
I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.
by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020
mugGet the Turner Pondmug.

pond sausage

When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.
Dude you totally just pond sausaged
by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020
mugGet the pond sausagemug.

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