PC User

A. A person who blows their money on an oversized beige paperweight, suffers to maintain windows for about three years, and then buys another.

B. Someone who uses linux

A. "Wow! Windows XP only crashed three times today! That's a new record!"

B. "As much as i love linux, i would rather be using OS X"

by Riuhn July 28, 2004

PC-in-a-box

The Microsoft X-box. A collection of outdated off-the-shelf PC components that were crammed into an oversized piece of plastic and called a game console.

The X-box isn't a console, it's a PC-in-a-box!

by Shinigami May 13, 2005

PC-B-Q

What happens to your laptop when it uses a Sony battery.

Sony batteries for portable computing cause some laptops and notebooks to burst into literaly flames. "Sparks" the largest recall of portable computers in history.

Damn, my laptop turned into a PC-B-Q. Thank you Sony NOT.

by Gunder February 1, 2007

pc engine

An 8-bit console comprising of two internal modulators. Known to make hardcore techies and hackers very horny when found disused in lofts and cellars.

Sega master system, sega gamegear, Neo-Geo.

by rafa May 6, 2003

PC User

Someone who uses Microsoft Windows, despite its HUGE, gaping security holes, its tendency to be a magnet for viruses/adware/spyware/worms, its complete copy of the Macintosh GUI (which did come first), its complete disregard for any other operating system (Mac integrated with AOL messenger so that Mac users could use a Mac native program to talk with AOL users running windows. You know what Microsoft did? Gave us a huge pile of crap Mac port of MSN messenger that can't do half the things the windows version can even though if the programmers at Microsoft new how to throw together a decent piece of code it would be perfectly possible to have good port with webcam/audio/games), the fact that my 700 MHz eMac runs faster than a 3.2 GHz PC box and of course your supporting Microsoft, a company that couldn't make a good technological advance if it bit them in the ass.

Frank: hey Joe, you want to do something productive on your computer instead of rebooting 7 times to make your web browser open, and then get flooded with viruses from all over the net until your computer gets so f***ed up that it becomes completely unusable?

Joe: sorry I can't, I'm a PC User

by Ross Woodruff July 15, 2004

PC gaming

The act of thinking you're superior to other gamers for no reason.

" Stupid console faggots can't even run Crysis 2 on max setting"

"Gabe Newell is god and I would 10/10 bang him"

"PC GAMING IS MASTER RACE"

by rufusman91 October 13, 2012

PC Master Race

Someone who has absolutely no life, lives in there parents basement, has no girlfriend/boyfriend, doesn't have a job, and thinks they are superior in every way possible but in all reality they are worthless garbage and use computers to escape into another world to make up for there small insignificant life. They say PC Master Race in forums all the time trying to prove there superiority but it only proves the point that they have absolutely no life what so ever. They call people who play on consoles peasants just because these people choose not to play on PC's whether it be due to the fact that they don't want to spend exuberant amounts of money building one, don't know the inner workings of a PC and wouldn't know how to build one themselves, and personal preference.

Bill: Hey Chris did you pick up a PS4 so we can play GTAV together?

Chris: Yes Bill I certainly did and I can't wait to try it out.

Random Kid: PC Master Race.

Bill/Chris: Get a life dude don't you have something better to do with your life then glorify your PC. Do something with your life like get a job and get laid.

by I Rule You June 10, 2014