Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Payton

You know she’s a psychopath who will continually make up lies about you, and go out of her way to irritate you!

dude: “Payton stole my shower curtains man!”
dude #2: “I told you, Paytons are no good!”

by Exposed:) September 15, 2019

PayOnDeath

Very sexy evil overlord.

PayOnDeath is a very sexy evil overlord who will take over teh world olol!!!!!11

by sexyperson October 21, 2004

Payton

Lost Just Lost....

" man I was Payton, Untill I became anti payton!"
" payton payton payton... mr. payton payton payton

by Sherogarath November 26, 2016

Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.

"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"

by PureRageEssence April 8, 2013

Payton

A dropout most likely a pothead

Payton is a pothead and is a drop out

by Weemy69 June 10, 2018

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018