Paola Corvea

The kind of tail we should all be chasing.

Paola Corvea is so fine, "I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong hit"

by guy wif boner January 1, 2010

paolo

the act of masturbating upon a reflection on a glass surface such as a mirror or tv screen. derived from the Filipino word "palo" which in English means whip/spank.

History: First used in Obrero suburb of Davao City, Philippines where masturbation as a direct result of a reflection of panties on a blank tv screen occurred.

Dude's upstairs paoloing.

by natataeako March 19, 2009

parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004

paolinize

The teenage Christopher Paolini published the book Eragon in 2003. Despite the fact that his book gained a huge following, a small minority of amateur critics reacted angrily to his misuse of vocabulary and suggested that he had merely rifled through his thesaurus. They accused him of being a pseudointellectual and from that accusation comes the word paolinize. To paolinize it to effect a personna of superior intelligence through use of advanced vocabulary, an effort that is foiled by one's use of words out of connotation.

Charles must really be in love with his thesaurus. Have you heard him paolinizing? He wants to call say that Nicole Kidman plays a witch in Bewitched. Instead, he keeps calling her a termagant. He doesn't even know what the word means.

by fishcakefillet July 25, 2008

paralympics

A series of somewhat pointless events or games carried out by a group of mates after a big night out drinking.

Me and the boys got real smashed last night and held our own paralympics in the carpark. I won the 50m car hurdles.

by mrpain November 4, 2008

Parallel Jerk

A Circle Jerk containing two people.

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked

by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011