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Pretentious

An attitude whereby a person pretends to like a band they don't really like. It is a public view. In private, they'll listen to Abba and Air Supply but would never, ever admit this.

The rich people in Chekhov's stories often pretended to be infatuated with the arts. This idea is my strongest impression of what it means to be pretentious. It implies that a real love of or understanding of the arts is not at all pretentious.

People sometimes are not content with the results of being "the real me," so they reinvent themselves to try and get more dates. Hey, if it's about getting more dates, wouldn't you?

Deep down I guess it could mean that the dude really loves a weird-looking unpopular chick who listens to Air Supply, and though she's smiled at him before, he rejects the idea of lowering himself to her standard because it might affect his "rep." He never asks her out, never gets that one booty that really was meant for him, and wanders aimlessly among other cool people.

So hopefully, pretentiousness is a phase one passes through in the socialization process. Where it becomes chronic, possibly the pretentious persons themselves are the ones harmed the most.
Too bad I overlooked that quiet girl I really liked and wasted my time chasing hot chicks way out of my league. Man, was that pretentious.
by cransauce November 19, 2011
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Presant

The act of gifting a slave. A combination of the words Peasant and Present.
Here's your presant.
by Tynker December 27, 2011
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presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time
Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.
by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005
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Pretentious

A word that pretentious people use. If one uses the word "pretentious" then they are most likely trying to sound intelligent by using large words, therefore making them pretentious. (This results in a never-ending chain of pretentiousness.)
Bob: "That guy is so pretentious, now excuse me while I go listen to some indie music and be unique."
Larry: "Dude, you're so pretentious."
by imreallypretentious February 28, 2010
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pretentious

A word that describes the people that use it
Fred: "That was the most abysmal, misogynistic waste of time I'm likely to ever experience in this terrestial realm."

George: "Don't be pretentious. Just tell me you don't like American Pie next time."
by wsucoug August 23, 2011
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powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011
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suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is basically all of September! If you say it’s no simp September your a fucking dumbass.

If anyone is thinking about committing suicide then please get them out of that state..

Even though September is suicide prevention month please stop them even if it’s not September.
Person 1: Dude I’m so tired of this.. I’m probably gonna let go.

Person 2: Please don’t bro, you have so much to live for, plus it’s suicide prevention month, please don’t.
by blanket.png September 2, 2021
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