pre-grought 

The past-past-tense of greet.

Moriel never needs to greet people, because Ben makes sure that everyone is pre-grought by him on her behalf.

pre-grought by Bendow + Moriel February 10, 2009

Pre-weekend wasted 

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

Pre-weekend wasted by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Pre-pull flatulation 

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009

Pre-unemployed 

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

Pre-unemployed by jesride January 11, 2010

pre-ketchup 

The watery junk that often first comes out of plastic ketchup bottles.

Better shake that up or you'll get all that pre-ketchup on your burger.

pre-ketchup by forcryeye! February 6, 2010

Pre-Bearding 

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

Pre-Bearding by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

Pre-Zoning 

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

Pre-Zoning by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011