plotting

Hanging out/ cotching. Having a little jam with a couple of people.

Can be abbreviated to plottin

She's got a free yard, I know she's not on having a massive party but I wouldn't mind plotting at hers for a bit

by Lucy100 March 9, 2007

jealousy plotline,plotline, [plotline]

It is a phrase used in the pick up community refering to a series of events which induce jealousy in woman, mostly directed at the 'target' of the 'pick up', which usually happens to be the most attractive woman in the group.

The jealousy plotline,plotline, plotlineexplained

Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.

by Hennessy_88 December 20, 2008

plotzed

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

by joeski April 1, 2003

Plotu

Pluto the planet as it is known to many, was discovered in 1930 recognized as the 9th planet in our Solar System. Many are sad at it's demotion to a minor planet, and being given the number 134340. Mobs of School children have protested to no avail.

Whilst Astronomers have voted to strip Pluto of its status as a planet, its dwarfed version for those that have a dislike of numbers, regard it as a jumbled acronym, Plotu.

When Pluto failed to dominate its orbit around the Sun it became a small icy world. Originally named after an underworld god, Pluto became Plotu its dyslexic cousin, vastly misunderstood and shunned.

"Mommy why is Plotu so sad? Did his sister Pluto go away cuz it's too cold or what?"

by Lygeia July 15, 2007

plotzed

Yiddish slang for bowel movement.

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

by don d August 16, 2006

plots

plans to

John: whats plots?

Jim: lets go to jill's house tomorrow

John: aight

by damp69 March 30, 2019

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

by Joe November 13, 2004