durr plant

A beautiful meme in which a man points at a plant and exclaims "Durr plant!" repeatedly.

Man 1: Damn Derek! Back at it again with the white vans!
Man 2: That's not a real meme. You wanna hear a real meme?
Man 1: Sure, go ahead.
Man 2: (Points at plant) DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT! DURR, DURR PLANT!
Man 1: That has changed me as a person. Thank you.

by Parascout August 29, 2016

Nard Plant

A hard core nut flop in the water. Only done by extreme professionals. Effects of the NARD PLANT can result in death, autism, or testicular cancer. Have extreme care while planting your VICIOUS NARD, because it could harm others.

Kyle performed a gnarly Nard Plant at the pool.

by pichael_mollos July 6, 2017

Whole foods plant based diet

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

Egg Plant Turd

A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.

Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

cum plant

the leaf/vine like plant that, when ripped oozes a white secretion that is very similar to man juice.

mark has an obsession withthe cum plant

mark: look guys a cum plant!
*drinks the fluid of the cum plant*
everyone: that is so horribly disgusting i think i'll have to kill gerry

by andrew osullivan September 12, 2006

face plant

A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.

Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.

by Nick D May 24, 2004

pitcher plant

a plant that eats meat by luring flying insects into the tube-like structure of it's leaf. the leaf-hinged flap shuts on the tube, leaving the fly trapped inside. the walls are made of a substance that prevent flys climbing up then, so when they run out of energy, they fall into the gastric juices that digest it.

the pitcher plant eats meat

by k.f. May 23, 2006