This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.
Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.
by MadCow789 April 5, 2015
Get the Hot Pocketing mug.Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.
by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009
Get the picking your cheese mug.When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.
"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!
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Pickling is when one man cums in another mans ass, and a third man inserts his erect penis into the first mans ass and lets his penis sit in the cum filled anus until he becomes flaccid, thereby becoming pickled.
Last night, me, Dave, and Alex took turns pickling. Man, when i pulled out, it looked like an actual pickle.
by ImSkwerly November 7, 2021
Get the Pickling mug.1.A technique used on the guitar which combines the use of the pick and also the fingers (2nd and 3rd.)Often used by country guitarists.
2. A technique used on the guitar that if played high enough is great for scaring your neighbor's pets.
2. A technique used on the guitar that if played high enough is great for scaring your neighbor's pets.
'Woah, Jerry's cat looks freaked out'
'Ah, tell him I said sorry, It's probably because I've been practicing my hybrid picking again.'
'Ah, tell him I said sorry, It's probably because I've been practicing my hybrid picking again.'
by ChucklesMginty August 17, 2008
Get the Hybrid Picking mug.the act of pickling and object or food by placing said item in the anus and drinking a bottle of whiskey.Especially effective with wieners
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