The condition of someone who is looking for a reason to be offended, usually for martyr-dumb or monetary gains
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The decidedly unfavorable way that you consider someone's erecting a new batch of chain-link fabric across a road, pathway, property-border, or other previously-open/unrestricted area.
Daffy Duck found the invisible boundary-line that was created to protect grizzly bears during hunting-season to be highly offencive, and so he fumingly made assorted attempts to defeat said barrier.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping
Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
by Robin December 10, 2003
Get the Practical-offending-joke mug.The Queen: Philip, would you find it most triumphant if we had emulsified high-fat offal tubes for luncheon?
Philip: yes mate.
"let's have some sausage and mash"
bangers and mash
Philip: yes mate.
"let's have some sausage and mash"
bangers and mash
by joannamccole August 3, 2010
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Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.
Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.
Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.
Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.
Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"
girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"
girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"
Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"
girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"
Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
Get the Future Sex Offenders mug.A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
by D. Gould January 13, 2006
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