soup sandwich

A slang term used by members of the United States Army to describe a fellow soldier whose performance is unsatisfactory. This term is often shortened to just "soup."

The term expresses a state of extreme uselessness, which can be understood by considering the functionality and worth of soup between two slices of bread.
"You are SOUP, private! You are a dog-gone SOUP SANDWICH! DROP!"
by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 07, 2004
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Bag of soup

An overweight person. Usually used to describe a female. Imagine the shape of a plastic bag full of soup. Used as an insult
Jessica Simpson used to have a really nice figure. But she has let herself go and now she looks like a bag of soup.
by Don1987 February 11, 2010
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soup ass

Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"
by userbits March 14, 2007
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soup on a stick

(origin unknown) useless invention or object; bad idea
Gordon put five co-processors into his PC in an attempt to make the world's fastest gaming PC, but the result was soup on a stick.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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the soup nazi

The eccentric and angry foreign man who owns a soup restaurant in the famous television show "Seinfeld"
by Stephen Crowley October 31, 2007
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soup school

My grandfather used to use this phrase in the Bronx, NY.

Soup schools were for poor kids because they served soup as a main lunch menu item there.
When you come home early during the week just to skip lunch "What did ya do today, go to a soup school?"
by carret000 November 20, 2015
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penis soup

Penis soup is where 4 male figures dip their unholy genitals into a steamy pot of noodle or chicken soup and then one by one lick the soup off each others balls.
Hey Shayan would you like to play penis soup with me Brody and Laird
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc February 20, 2018
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