He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.
by DirtyBirdBerkis September 01, 2019
He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.
by northdokateyourass December 01, 2021
a chill guy but he gets upset when someone steps on his shoes too much lol and is obsessed with soccer and basketball. He is also someone who is disliked by old people especially grandmas and eats waaaay too many bananas. Has beef with Noah. Is smart, i guess.
by northdokateyourass December 01, 2021
he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
by northdokateyourass December 01, 2021