Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005

Nega

Alternate way to say nigga

Homie 1: WHATS UP MY NEGA
Home 2: AYEEEE MY NEGA

by DaffyDuckler February 27, 2019

Nefarious

The act of getting raged easilly, a person who is scared of everything and anything and easilly gets raged

Guy: Hey jacob your a noob
Jacob: OMG NO IM NOT BRB CRYING
Guy: LOL UR A NEFARIOUS

by bogey3 July 5, 2009

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006