Ned

Ned- Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him he's a Ned

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

ro ned Testad

When Testad is getting a bit aggressive with the females hes trying to seduce. These three words are the key to calm him down, so that he doesen't do something he will regret later in life.

Ta å ro ned Testad

by JoeBiden69 April 4, 2017

ned millar

too big

ned millar too big

by Snitch King August 15, 2019

Ned Flandersese

All of the strange language that Ned Flanders uses in the popular television show "The Simpsons".

Friend 1: "Okeley dokeley"
Friend 2: "Is that Ned Flandersese?"
Friend 1: "Yes"

by Hey, it's Mr Magoo! April 3, 2019

1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)

get 1'ned you nn dog sit

by zerohvh December 2, 2020

Dirty Ned

The act of ordering 3 fillets of salmon in one day and trying to steal ramican.

Bruno: Guess who was in today?
Wacko: Who?
Bruno: Eamon, he pulled a Dirty Ned.

by DickLips11 September 13, 2020