mooberst

worm like creature that burrows deep into ur asshole when u are takin a shit in the skl toilets

dude i jus got a mooberst!!

by vikroon January 29, 2008

Mobenobe

A pile of poop, shit and/or crap.

I stepped in that huge pile of MOBENOBE over there.

by Kurt Bossman April 26, 2008

Mombert

American Idol Season 8 contestant, Adam Lambert's, mother. Most fans call Adam's mother -Leila Lambert- this.

Person 1: -sees Leila- OMG IT'S MOMBERT!!!1!

by This is my username March 26, 2010

mobentley

Is a person with a lot of swag. The life of the party. They can always make you smile in the times when you are down. They also have a great smile themselves. They make great listeners and are full of advice. Usually down to earth people. Don't make a mobentley mad though. They can get quite angry when made upset.

person 1: I was so upset yesterday, bro

person 2: dang, you ok?

person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.

by volcomswag October 24, 2011

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

morbacile

Moronic Imbecile, someone so stupid they require a simplification of a double insult.

That morbacile is still fingerpainting with his own shit.

by Alloyhat June 2, 2015

morbid ending

A means of ending a sexual encounter by asphyxiation

on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.

by kennyrogers June 9, 2015