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Montenegrin

The only true Montenegrin is a Serb.The rest are just foreigners.Some foreigners who think they are Montenegrin are Albanians,Muslims,Croats and people with identity crisis.
Montenegrins
Vasilije III Petrović-Njegoš
Petar I Petrović Njegoš
Petar II Petrović Njegoš (Radivoje Tomov Petrović, Rade)
Marko Miljanov Popović
Mirko Petrović Njegoš
Milos Obilic
Puniša Račić
Mihailo Petrović-Njegoš
Radovan Karadžić
Amfilohije Radović
Batrić Jovanović
Nikola Vukčević
Visarion Ljubiša
Stjepan Mitrov Ljubiša
Patriarch Varnava (Rosić)
Radoman Božović
Petar Lubarda
by Crnagora July 27, 2010
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Montessori

A quixotic, idealistic-but-not-representative-of-truth, educational style in which underachieving children are allowed to define their own curriculum.

These children typically do not receive homework or other supplemental study aids of a challenging nature, because it would, of course, disrupt their mental state and disturb them emotionally.

Since, in turn they, are 'allowed' and encouraged to work at their own lackadaisical pace, they, of course, study their materials as hard as they possibly can.

Montessori does not "push" academics, but rather lets children play and recognizes that at the ages of 4, or 5, or 7, or 12, kids are still developing their creativity, imagination, and mental capacity to recognize when things are too difficult. Also, teachers help the students grow by forming 1-on-1, nonsexual relationships 7hrs/day for 3 years, because the alternative is stressful and can lead to an increase in the rate of suicide.

They are also exposed to situations in which they can improve their ability to socialize and be a constructive member of society. In small classes of 5 to 25 students, these kids develop their social skills by delving deeper into personal, meaningful relationships than in those gross, nasty public schools with 300+ kids per grade!

Many attend college too! Not only do they often skip Junior College, but they go to an amazing repertoire of colleges, ranging from your local community college to ITT-Tech, University of Pheonix, or even DeVry!
Billy: I'm the valedictorian of my Montessori school!
Joe: Wow. What'd you get on the SAT?
Billy: A whopping 1350 out of 2400.
by MariaMontey January 20, 2013
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Montezuma's revenge

A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.

Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.

There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."

Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013
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La Monte

A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.
Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass
by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006
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Monte Cristo

A Monte Cristo is a slang term for having sex during a lunch break. Used interchangeably with nooner. Its usefullness comes from the fact that a Monte Cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one's actions around unknowing co-workers.
'How was your Monte Cristo, Nigel?'
by Austin in Brooklyn August 31, 2006
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Montebello

A small rich white town right next suffern filled with rich sluts and assholes. Mainly composed of the montebello pines filled with mac-mansions and a few other neighborhood.
How is that slut so rich? she lives in montebello that exlains it
by Babykidxxoo July 13, 2011
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Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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