moving to California to write for the Food Network

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.

Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

by SocratesTheYounger February 22, 2011

Moling

When one's poop is alternately poking in and out of their anus like a mole peeking out of a hole in the ground.

I had to shit so bad I was moling.

by 1HNIC January 7, 2017

Mowing

To just fucking demolish some fucking gremlin by force at all times.

Fuck cunt did you see that 4ft nigga abdul mow tfue and the 2 other clowns..

creator spoiling. i think not sure tho
defined as mowing time for the piggies.

by Mcmowmowsnr July 14, 2019

operation moving shadow

black, darky, nigglet, nigglette, juggalo, and or fan of icp. all coming together to form a moving mass of racism.

A: did you hear about operation moving shadow?

B: yeah i heard they stole three tvs, fried chicken and a watermelon.

option 2.

the kkk decided to eliminate all members of operation moving shadow.

by shemalesrus January 31, 2008

whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."

"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."

by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013

Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

by Derek October 29, 2003

moving mountains

i have no clue..i wanted to know the definition!!

weird uRsher song that i don't understand.

But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns gray, and the water from the rain washes progress away.
It's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains...

by Alex...BOY June 28, 2008