English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

Major Major

At Miss Universe Pageant 2010, during the Q&A Portion. Miss Philippines answered two times Major. And its very popular now.

I'm so Major Major happy. =)

by VehVeh August 25, 2010

Cadet Sergeant Major

The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.

Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.

by BitterYuk September 13, 2009

majolie

A person who is very hard working,not very brilliant in education. Majolie,she always open to world the funny side of her.

1.Who is that funny girl?
Its Majolie

by Majolie July 5, 2017

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

babia majora

Reference to the movie Wayne's World. When describing Cassandra, Wayne calls her babia majora, also a play on words with labia majora the outer lips of a vagina

Wayne: "Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called 'la renarde' and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her."

Garth: "She's a babe."

Wayne: "She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called 'babia majora'."

Garth: "If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln."

by Straddlin Samson McGhee July 17, 2016

Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.

X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."

by rperazag June 28, 2010