Malte

Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.

Malte is that handsome guy over there

by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016

Malte

Malte is a guy with a large penis.
He is a real girlmagnet.
His Body and his Hairs are perfect 😍
A real perfect-guy

Girls: Do u know Malte? With that dreambody and his cute look?

by JUJUSmth January 3, 2017

Malte

A good looking guy, there always want you the best.

Malte = sex, humour, love

Oooh you most be Malte since you are so sexy

by Jackbooted April 17, 2017

Malte

Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.

Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.

A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...

B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.

by Firefroster May 17, 2017

malte binz

The most handsome guy there is. He loves to ride kickbikes! Check his instagram @malt_scooterzz for scooter tricks! He loves to game and has a class who revolves around love and relationship. He loves do Dance as well. He's loyal and is a great secret keeper. It's like he sticks the secret up his ass and locks it in so no one will ever get to know it. He is a great friend and can occasionally make you laugh so hard you dont have any breath left. I forgot to name that he's also Swedish with clear blue eyes and pure blond hair! He loves the sumer and is basically always happy! He's dirty minded AS FUCK but it puts smiles on peoples faces. He loves to make pople laugh.

In conclusion Malte Binz is a great guy! :D

by MrSSMMS May 19, 2017

Malti

A weird species whos origins are unknown. Usually found to be a bubbly energetic human who is seems to be extroverted but sometimes just wants to have time for themself. Also an artist who draws stuff to be hyperrealistic

I have encountered a wild Malti in my neighbourhood

by Kinky Mouse was here June 4, 2017

Maltruism

1

: selfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of oneself; malicious acts motivated purely by spite

2

: behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to others but that benefits itself

"Wow, Randy is a dick! An elderly couple asked him where the DMV was and he told that it had shut down a year ago, and that they had to go back across town."
"Yeah, he is a firm believer in maltruism."

by jacksiback June 26, 2017