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2. True cocksman, 7+ inch dicks, these niggas fuck all bitches and don't brag because they understand that the more secretive they are, the more the hoes wanna fuck. They're funny af and usually got big shit under wraps that they don't tell anyone about because they know when it's time to shine, they will. These niggas be fine af too, especially between 17-27
2. True cocksman, 7+ inch dicks, these niggas fuck all bitches and don't brag because they understand that the more secretive they are, the more the hoes wanna fuck. They're funny af and usually got big shit under wraps that they don't tell anyone about because they know when it's time to shine, they will. These niggas be fine af too, especially between 17-27
Random nigga: Yo did you hear? Rachel said she got to fuck Machai !
Random nigga 2: I wish i was a girl so i could fuck Machai too !
Machai: You niggas tripping !
Random nigga 2: I wish i was a girl so i could fuck Machai too !
Machai: You niggas tripping !
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He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
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The day starts on December 22th.
The day starts on December 22th.
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