maggie brandt

A jerk butt titface

You know that guy you don't like? At least he's not Maggie Brandt.

by HomegirlBooty December 20, 2017

saggy maggy

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

Maggie Bashford

One of the most amazing girls I have ever met. She is absolutely beautiful, has a great personality, and always knows how to make me laugh. She loves to play Minecraft and is obsessed with her little dog Rambo.

Maggie Bashford, will you be my girlfriend?

by reidabook April 17, 2013

Maggie noodles

Maggie noodles is a type of instant noodles made by Nestle. An Indian will make it at-least 200 times a year. The noodles are very customisable and every household has their own recipe.

Maggie noodles are cheap.

by youcantseeme56 June 25, 2021

Making a Maggie

Named after "Maggie"

The act of Bumbling about.
Hissing when burping.
and/or poor English pronunciation

Making a Maggie pronunciation: - JIZZ I tore my CHURCH (Geez, I tore my shirt.)

by The Other Mother April 3, 2011

The Zheng Maggie

The Zheng Maggie is a women-eating creature living upon the city of North Augusta. Her diet consists of virgin women. Her enemies: Zheng Maggie kills or harms humans that clarify as “straight”.

The Zheng Maggie is a woman-eating creature.

by Your madresita December 14, 2021

Maggie-G

When you think that you’re blessed with constant orgasms, but then you realize when the doctor tells you it’s actually maggots tickling you G-spot, because you used mayonnaise for lubrication.

There are maggots tickling my g-spot, I’m having another Maggie-G.

by Thismustbeauniqueusername August 3, 2019