masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010

Masturbatory

A celebratory masturbation. The sheer joy of an event caused such arousal, that a wank appointment was needed.

Man, after the Red Wings won the Stanley Cup, I had a great masturbatory session.

by The Captain of Cock Caressing November 1, 2012

Habitual masturbator

Pertaining to a 'habit' of masturbation.
Also pertains to 'habitat,' per example of inability to masturbate outside of own habitat/ surrounding.
Although voyeurs may exhibit a 'habit' of masturbation, non-voyeurs are unable to exhibit 'habitual' masturbation traits.
'Habitat' defines the ability to masturbate in a certain place, and/or the inability to do so in another.
'Habit' defines 'Chronic masturbation.'

Sharon Stone's character Carly Norris in the movie: Sliver, is a habitual masturbator on account of her chronic masturbation in the shower. She exhibits a habit of chronic masturbation within the comfortable confinements of her own habitat.

Chronic and/or excessive masturbation.
Voyeurism.

by 1mp3rial January 1, 2012

Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Mazda Masturbator

Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogay sports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogay sports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetooth feature! It is in fact their masturbating tool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.

‘Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’

by Pretty in wellies January 28, 2007