lys please! you're so sweet!
by lynn s. September 06, 2022
“Yo look it’s crusty toed lys 😂”
“LOL ain’t she that gal that only posts fast food on her insta?! 🤣”
“LOL ain’t she that gal that only posts fast food on her insta?! 🤣”
by Sidney Stringer Reporter ;) March 19, 2021
by ari29l July 23, 2022
"So technically, I stole it, dropped it in the lost and found, picked it back up from the lost and found so if anyone asks, I can say I got it from the lost and found without lying"
"See, that's called Lying by Omission and that's still lying."
"See, that's called Lying by Omission and that's still lying."
by Enrevibility March 25, 2025
A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 03, 2014
1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"
"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
by sheenaleena February 06, 2010
when you don't wanna call something obnoxious
by mtyuaduauduve3845 November 22, 2023