Loser

A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."

Loser by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013

biggest loser history 

A redundant, pointless achievement or milestone. Primarily a first of something. Made popular by the TV series The Biggest Loser in which every possible event is glorified with it's apparent historical potential.

Bill: Dude you've been playing 360 all day.
Ted: Indeed. FYI. It's the first time anyone on campus has played it for 12 hours straight without going to the bathroom once while wearing red socks.
Bill: Sounds like you might just make biggest loser history!
Ted: I just might!

biggest loser history by Rooks January 4, 2008

Army Of Losers 

Any group of people who have no vision in life and their only ambition is to make money but actually they are just wasting everyone's time.

I used to work for an online company for a few years but when I realised they are just an army of losers, I quit the job.

Army Of Losers by CharIese October 6, 2008

dump loser 

A alternative meaning for "dumb loser". First coined by Jumex, a world of warcraft player on the Alterac Mountains server, one of the biggest trolls to exist on the internet. He will call you a dump loser and if you say something back he will block you and say dump loser blocked.

Don't you mean dumb loser? No, you dump loser

dump loser by Aesorn October 19, 2013

loser collector 

akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, pussys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.

Me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? I've been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. I even tried to unload them all on Craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. Go figure.

loser collector by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017

biggest Loser 

A program where you can watch Phat Americans (underweight compared to the USA average) engage in physical exercise. These people are 'helped' to lose weight but really they gain nothing and its just a show where you can laugh at fat people trying to run.
You know when you were in school and theres that obese kid everyone laps and is sweating at the end even though he didn't run any of it. Well its adults doing that.

Some guy passed out while walking on a episode of Biggest Loser. Thats really helping them lose weight showing that on fucking national TV.

biggest Loser by OrnluTheWolfIsAWolf January 5, 2012

ghostnasy loseterali 

That feeling when you commit toaster bath after singing the Soviet Union Anthem.

God: I feel a ghostnasy loseterali coming on

ghostnasy loseterali by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 30, 2018