Log master

The one who is the master of the turds

kid - "holy crap dude its the log master!"
log master - "It is I, the log master, kneel before my log!!!"

by FILLUP October 22, 2004

Ants on a log

When your doing anal with your girlfriend and you pull your "log" out and you've got shit all over it.

Girl: I'm gonna give my boyfriend ants on a log later tonight.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.

"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

ants on a log

A snack loved by some people which is made by putting peanut butter on celery and putting raisins or dried cranberries on the peanut butter

Boy: Nothing good to have for snack. probably I'll go into the refrigerator and have some ants on a log.

by Nikko May 1, 2005

Log flume

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.

Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?
Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out

by neilsonz January 20, 2009

Logging Out

The subtle way of saying you have to take a dump.

I'm having a little bit of trouble LOGGING OUT!

by Tammer the Slammer September 23, 2011

log jammin

the process in which a male jamz his log, also known as a really hard boner into a cavity in which it is not well suited. such as a super duper tight anus hole.

last night my boyfriend went log jammin and I can barely hold my "mud" today.

by webster-d December 24, 2008