Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021

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ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

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pinga linging

WOW
attractivness

wow dude, im so pinga linging

OH HAI THERE SEXY BEAST YOUR PINGA LINGING (looking in the mirror)

by ILOVECOOKES January 7, 2012

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fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

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Sung Ling

A fucken rlly good bloke he's hugeee will bash anybody he wants hes absaloutly massive probably the strongest person in year 7 very good at fortnite so nice the best bloke ever funniest person ever existed best jokes

Very funny good bloke

ling real name lang but everyone calls his ling concidered sexy attracts all the boys and girls

oh fuck i wish i was as sexy and strong and funny as Sung Ling

by 2034💨 November 25, 2018

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