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Heat Lightning 

A violent and deadly thunder strike... about 1 million and 10 times more deadly then a normal lightning. If your alive to see these rare (but constant occurrences in the United States), you more then likely will be dead. Caused from the amazing summers of the lower US states which reach above 400 degrees, the Heat Lighting forms as a giant ball of heat. Following which, the blistering sun turns it into a menacing tornado. This tornado, then forms a lightning bolt. The lightning bolt can reach temperatures of above 1000 degrees, and has been known to melt cars on impact. Once this bolt has formed from the sky and has stuck the ground, it then creates an explosion which ripples through the ground melting cars, people, streets, and houses. Its truly devastating.
Normal Lightning, but much hotter and deadlier. The word Heat Lightning is defined from its much hotter.
Heat Lightning by Heathlighting November 29, 2011

Zeus' Lightning 

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)
Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?
Zeus' Lightning by shlock84 March 11, 2011

vaginal lightning 

When you have spasms and needle pains in your vagina, akin to electric shock
This vaginal lightning hurts so much it feels like I have a car battery hooked up to my cooter!

Leamington Lightning 

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

Green Lightning 

epic minecraft youtuber and gamer man who is very hot and sexy and is the best at video games and is amazing

White Lightning 

The default nickname for a white guy who can really run run. Kind of strange considering lightning is already white.
John: Yo man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 yesterday at practice
Henry: That’s fuckin crazy. Isn’t Jack white tho?
John: Yeah he is, imma start calling him White Lightning now.