lettuceman

The variety streamer who has a trash computer and cant run anything

LettuceMan has a trash computer.

by LettuceMan124 May 22, 2019

lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “

by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019

lettuce gang

a group of people or friends who either like eating lettuce or have lots and lots of moola.

Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday

Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)

Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?

Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.

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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?

Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.

by imagirlatRLS July 24, 2019

Lettuce

leh·tuhs
A medium, non-circular sized vegetable usually associated with being ingurgitated by rabbits. It is green and bland tasting like many other vegetables which are similarly grown on fertile lands such as on the vast farms of Mauritius.

Person 1: Hey whats up fam, watchaeatin
Person 2: Not much. Just some lettuce which conveniently fits into my bowl
Person 1: Bruh. We all know lettuce aint a circle!

by notEpical May 17, 2020

Lettuce

The most krunk person ever if this is your nickname you make the nasty rat face.

Lettuce and I got so krunk!

by I'm so krunk July 17, 2020

lettuce45

the one person who will stick up for you. they'll be your rock when in a hard place and stick up for you always. a lettuce is used to show how they'll keep on giving. always. they are the best person you'll ever know if you take time to get to know them. even though they. are a self conscious person, they will always be for you in the bad times. always sticking up for you, they won't mind sticking up for anyone, no matter what. they are the best person you'll ever meet. taking a little time to get to know them is all that matters.

Omg ur my bestie. your my lettuce45

by The person who makes stuff August 5, 2020

lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)

Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.

by Dino Doug January 22, 2021