Landon

Landon is the funniest, handsomest, most charming young man one would have the pleasure of meeting. He is wise beyond his years, and he knows who he is and who he wants to become. He has a quiet confidence, yet he is anything but arrogant. Landon is a wonderful friend who cares, listens, gives and encourages. Landon is a best friend, and someone who anyone would be lucky to have in their life.

Everyone loves Landon.

Landon is a role model for all young men.

by m4peace June 7, 2010

landon-guy

person who goes to preppy Landon where guys are short and ugly.
'brother school' to holton, man i feel bad for those girls.

holton prep 1: You know that landon-guy i was dating?
holton prep 2: the one who was like a foot shorter than you?!?
holton prep 1: yeah. i caught him making out with some NCS girl, so I dumped him for a St. Albans guy.
holton prep 2: nice move.

by hot-holton-punk December 11, 2004

Landon

A school for people who own at life.

Whoa! you go to Landon! you must be really cool and smart and amazing at life!

by Hiro Nakamura December 7, 2006

Landmine

A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".

Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!

by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010

Royce Landon

While listening to Journey's "Don't stop Believin'" and receiving a rusty trombone, you feel like you have to fart, and do. However, you end up sharting in the girl's face, at which point, the girl vomits in your ass. She passes out from the stench, so you take the opportunity to play "hide the peanut butter" with her dog. When you're done, you place sparklers in her nose,then jam a tuba mouthpiece in her ass and play "Washington Post March". If performed in a Rolls Royce, you must play "Nobles of the Mystic Shrine" and refer to the act as a Rolls Royce Landon.

Guy no. 1: "How did it go last night?"

Guy no. 2: "Royce Landon."

Guy no. 1: "I worship you!"

by Royce Landon December 6, 2007

Landon school

Landon is a shitty 4-12 school located in Bethesda Maryland. There colors are shit brown and white with there mascot being a bear. The kids there have a certain sense that there school is better even though it’s shittier then all the high schools in the area. They try to compete with schools like Gonzaga,St. Johns,Prep and bullis which are all 100 times better then Landon in every way. Kids there think it’s cool to rape and beat women. They act hood even though there parents are cooperate lawyers with 5 country club memberships and pay 40k for a school. The schools academics are absolute shit. Every school in the area puts there differences aside to give shit to Landon. Do not apply they don’t accept unless you donate money or have a brother there. Also the boys there are extremely homosexual and make it clear to everyone else that they rape each other in the locker room.

Hot girl “a guy from Landon school abused me.”
Guy “I’m sorry don’t mess with Landon guys. There bad news”

by Treekiller321 May 18, 2020

Landmines

A bomb inside the ground

Landmines in Cambodia

by mickeymouse2146 May 31, 2011