Definitions by JerseyShoreLover

Grenade

A grenade is a fat, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first released on "Jersey Shore", when Mike "The Situation" referred to the best friend of a girl he brought home as a "grenade".

Mike: Dude, I feel bad for Pauly D right now... he needs to entertain the grenade!

Grenade by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010

Landmine 

A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".

Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!

Landmine by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010