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He's her lobster

explicative, 1. a phrase used to designate approval of a particular couple's relationship. Lobsters supposedly mate for life.
Also- "She's his lobster"; although, as male lobsters probably ascribe to this rule less often than female lobsters, it is probably more appropriate to think of Ross as being made for Rachel rather than Rachel being made for Ross.
"See, he's her lobster."
- Phoebe, FRIENDS
by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd September 5, 2005
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lobbyism

Government of the lobbyists, by the lobbyists, and for the lobbyists. Also known as the United States of America.
In the U.S. lobbyism flourishes at the expense of middle class Americans.

Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”

Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.

Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.

We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.
by euphemismo July 1, 2010
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Armageddon Lobby

A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.
You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.
by YAWA July 26, 2019
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Lobsterbot

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.
Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.
by GingerBot May 25, 2010
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lobecore

a genre of music defined not by the musical characteristics of the band, but rather by the obnoxiously large plugs in any/all of the members' earlobes.
Dude, i was listening to this sick lobecore band the other day. They were so br00tal.

Lobecore bands include Suffokate, Graf Orlock, Belie My Burial, Chelsea Grin and most notably Mychildren Mybride.
by spitzndribble October 11, 2010
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lobster disease

A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.

The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
by jray November 27, 2012
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Loblolly interloper

Someone who is stupid/awkward and an unwanted meddler
He kept awkwardly reinserting himself into the conversation but it was clear the group identified him as nothing more than a loblolly interloper.
by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013
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