stoner's lap

One who is high and has everything they carry with them on their lap and do not remember how it got there. Coming to realization, that everything is piled on their lap.

Guy 1: "dude why do I have so much shit on my lap?"
Guy 2: "dude, you have stoner's lap!"

by rayemy June 21, 2009

lap girl

How Jason Derulo calls his whores.

Just Sit on my lap girl, ridin' comfortable....

by Darker Eon May 26, 2014

Victory Lap

Upon shooting a monster load directly on a partners face, the male uses junk in a clockwise motion to soak up all love juice and insert said junk back into partners pie hole.

Oh man, I can't believe that girl I swooped at the club last night blew me in the bathroom and let me take a victory lap.

by Rick Wisdom August 1, 2011

laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason

ah I gotta go do some laps

by bubkrer April 15, 2005

poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.

"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"

by ybanrab May 5, 2006

lip lap

A rare way of kissing/snogging. Not many people use this way. They prefer sticking their tongues down the other person's throat.

I thought that she was going to do lip lap but she wanted to do tongues.

1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!

by Greg A. Woodin August 6, 2007

Lap Top

A woman over 18 who dances and slides over your lap for money

Jlo is a Lap Top

by Maverick October 16, 2003