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"omg JustChump! love that cracker OMEGADANCE"
by addieclaire February 12, 2022
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mofoetic justice

a summation of the effect of a person's actions being less than desirable and having a less than desirable resulting to them self.
yo ... that mof who cut in front of me on the freeway ended up hitting the barrier. that's mofoetic justice!
by darkmatter888 May 28, 2008
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Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
by KURTSAC October 5, 2009
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Shovel Justice

To carry out revenge with a shovel.
Dang, that girl just did "shovel justice" on her.

revenge justice beat down just desserts payback retribution karma
by Thuggin It May 6, 2015
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Science Justice Warrior

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.
Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."
by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016
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cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.
"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017
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Starbucks Justice Warrior

A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.
Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"
by channel_panel March 8, 2019
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