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Jason

Jason is a bery special name can be spelt with the 5 months July August September October and November, Jason is also a very common name for the U.S it's also special The name Jason is for someone Special Kind Intelligent Well behaved and is Freaky in bed you don't want to get over on a Jason they'll peep something before you try and reverse it on you.
Jason is very kind
by Jayson0919 December 19, 2016
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Jason

Slang term used for a joint or pre-roll of marijuana.
"Hey you think we can go meet Jason after class at 4:20"

"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"

"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"
by themanthemyththejason March 11, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
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Jason

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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Jason

He is a class clown. He can make people laugh but he is very annoying. He likes to make fun of short people mostly insult everyone. Jason means a cunt
STOP FUCCKINGG BEING A JASONNN FOR FAK SAKES
by Fatjbgjv April 24, 2018
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Jason

A little dick sucking pussy that thinks that being good at a video game makes him important in the world. Has a tendency to get easily butt hurt when bullied on the video game “Call of Duty”. Mutes people so he doesn’t have to deal with the mental stress that is put upon him. If looking for a good time with the boys on cod make sure to leave him out of the party.
When calling someone a pussy, instead of saying pussy just say Jason.
by Austin fogg May 6, 2020
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Jason

A dumbass that fits the "popular white kid" stereotype. Probably needs hairline repair too.
by McChicken023 October 20, 2020
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