justice bob

what bob is called when he becomes a judge.

justice bob sentenced me to 7 years in jail for picking my nose.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

Knee of Justice

The ancient torture technique that involves the application of pressure on the back of an individual using one's knee. Colloquially referred to as "the knee" by those who fear its usage in the American Northeast.

Sam received the Knee of Justice due to his refusal to grovel at my feet.

by KneeTree May 16, 2011

hammer of justice

One of five basic volleyball hitting methods. Difficult to master, but when done correctly, is arguably the most effective technique in all of volleyball. One performs the hammer of justice (or HOJ, pronounced "hahj") by making a fist with one's right hand, covering it with the left hand, holding one's hands above one's head and striking the ball downward. Believed to have originated in Nashville.

Will: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Deanna: Oh my God, it's the hammer of justice!
Andrew: Will, you know we can't handle that! Play fair!
Will: Yeah, I know. I guess I should just use the HOJ sparingly.
Johannes: Wow, what a move! Very inspiring! I think I bring this back to Germany!

by Jerome Finkle October 3, 2009

Justice System

A high staked game with a referee, and 6 to 12 judges where 2 teams have to battle using fact and lies disguised as fact to prove someone to be either innocent or guilty.

Justice system in a nutshell.

Referee:*bangs hammer* "SILENCE! I'm fantasizing on how I'm going to use all of your guy's money when I get home."

Judges:*sighs* "I wish I could of been paid to be here."

Team A and B: *presents evidence and argues*

by Okazaki Tomoya June 5, 2021

prairie justice

Justice that is rendered outside of the criminal justice system by private citizens located in the Prairie provinces of Canada.

Did you hear about the farmer who shot that boy trying to steal from his farm? A jury of his peers acquitted him of murder. Now that is some old fashioned Prairie justice!

by m2222 February 13, 2018

Social Justice Warrior

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves

Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs

by 634gdr December 21, 2022

Day of Justice

Refers to May 1st, 2011 the day in which Osama bin Laden, the infamous leader of the international terrorist organization 'al-Qaeda' was killed in Abbotabad, Pakistan.

Osama has been killed, today is the day of justice. God bless America.

by The League of Justice May 24, 2011