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Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021
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Jag

Verb; to ruin, break, destroy, dismantle;

Past tense: Jagged
Damn bro, you bout to jag that whole car trying to park it in that tight space;

I jagged that lady's door when I tried to fix the lock
by anonymous February 17, 2022
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Nicotine Jag

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.
Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
by cummanthecumbasedman August 17, 2021
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jag dole

similar to a jag hole except it involves a person as a whole instead of an extremity or body part.
by bob dole January 21, 2004
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JAG

Jag
verb \ˈjag\ (past tense: Jagged, present participle: Jagging)

To cheekily sell someone down the river for one’s own convenience, often with a winning smile and suspiciously good pitch.
To make a promise or commitment, only to very suavely wriggle out of it at the last second.
To enthusiastically overpromise and under-deliver—with the confidence of a 1980s salesman trying to sell you air.
Usage:

Etymology:
Inspired by Jag, a charming colleague whose actions—though not malicious—tend to result in others doing the heavy lifting. Much like a vintage infomercial, Jagging is smooth, persuasive, and occasionally leaves you wondering what just happened.

Synonyms:
Light sellout, friendly flake, accidental Houdini.

See also:
Sell down the river, make a clean exit, smooth talk.
"Oh come on, not again—I’ve been Jagged!”
“He said he’d sort the report, but he’s vanished like a puff of smoke. Classic Jag.”
“Careful—he lies like cheap carpet. Total Jag move.”
by Fifi- les- booboo June 23, 2025
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Jag

When the great meme reset of 2026 occured, the word to goon was left back in 2025. Jag basically means to masturbate. Jag replaces goon, Jagging replaces gooning, Jagoff (already exist ik) replaces gooner.
I'm gonna jag tonight.
by PaymentMethodist January 1, 2026
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kimball jags

Kimball jags is poopoo skool a lotta gay kids there too
by Weeweewackers9598 November 22, 2021
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