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damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.
That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.
by LivingHell October 22, 2004
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Idiot Theory of Sports

A theory that officially states....

"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”

This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.

B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!

A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 18, 2009
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idiotboy

1. a male who is an idiot;

particularly one who has hurt someone as a result of thier idiocy

2. somebody who needs to be bitch slapped by me
by nina_du_pointe_du_lac April 5, 2009
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idiots out walking around

"Ever been to Iowa?"
"Yeah, it's just a bunch of Idiots out walking around."
by Kernel Kraut September 11, 2013
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idiotrician

A person who is less than useless in the face of an electical device
Dustin refuses to help plug in the television - i think it's 'cause he's an idiotrician
by hotears March 1, 2009
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Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks
Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine
by MIG Pilot June 10, 2009
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idiotsyncracy

Any method or procedure
based in ritual or dogma
that continues by force of momentum
beyond the limits of common sense,
excepting personal, faith-based sacraments, of course.
The idiotsyncracy of democracy
evolved solutions to its own travesties...
the 'square deal, square meal' plan, for example.
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
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