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Intellitardation

A medical condition, or syndrome comprised of the triad of extremely high IQ, inversely proportional level of common sense, and social/emotional developmental delay.

Most commonly seen in University inbreds (those who attend a University for college, graduate school, and eventually join the faculty, becoming tenured, staying at the University until found dead sitting behind their office desks, or until an untimely demise in a horrific research laboratory accident.) University inbreeding can continue through multiple generations of Intellitards, ultimately producing the Dr. Intellitard Children's Research Hospital of (insert University here).
Dr. Harvard lives in his mother's basement, enjoys gaming, and not dating. He suffers from Intellitardation.
by MonG71 August 6, 2010
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intelligente

A stylised way of writing intelligent, or just a typo!
That girl is intelligente
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intelligent falling

1) Falling intelligently because gravity is a theory cannot be explained.
2) Gravity version of intelligent design.
Apples fall from the tree because of intelligent falling. God palmed the tree so hard.
It's also the reason why we don't die.
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Intellisexual

His breath is atrocious and his dandruff and toenails are so gross. But he has a doctorate in astrophysics and I'm intellisexual.
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intelligicide

(Noun) The concept of being smart and open minded enough to realize one knows a little bit about a vast and difficult (often political) subject, but not nearly enough to have an informed and defendable opinion, thus staying silent and leaving the debate to the even less informed masses, and in turn contributing to the atmosphere of slander and polarization.
Because she was afraid to defend her standpoint, Megan kept silent even though she saw clear fallacy in the logic of both sides, effectively committing intelligicide.
by Kaiwano April 4, 2017
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intelligent

Someone who does not need to look up "intelligent" on the dictionary to know what it means.
Dude, he is so intelligent! He got an A+ on the thonking test!
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Intelligence

Probably a too complex word anyone in this world to understand not a lot of people have this fabled intelligence
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