Intellisexual

Attracted to intelligence

His breath is atrocious and his dandruff and toenails are so gross. But he has a doctorate in astrophysics and I'm intellisexual.

by Urbanartshare October 01, 2016

collective delusion

Similar to the collective unconscious, collective delusion impacts all of humankind today via religion, politics, media and society.

Barb: can you believe Trump is getting away with this craziness?!

Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.

by Urbanartshare September 05, 2016

man years

Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.

I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.

by Urbanartshare September 03, 2016

app crack

Apps that are as addicting as crack.

OMG I'm so high on app crack from using Bitmoji in Snapchat! It's almost as addicting as Pokémon GO, but a lot safer.

by Urbanartshare August 18, 2016

industry pages

Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.

When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.

by Urbanartshare September 08, 2016

tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.

Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.

by Urbanartshare September 08, 2016

Stresspastic

The state of being stressed and spastic.

I was so stresspastic I almost ran over the old lady crossing the street!

by Urbanartshare October 01, 2016