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Definitions by Urbanartshare

The combination of feeling shitty and guilty.
I feel downright shuilty about how that orgy went down.
Shuilty by Urbanartshare October 1, 2016

Stresspastic 

The state of being stressed and spastic.
I was so stresspastic I almost ran over the old lady crossing the street!
Stresspastic by Urbanartshare October 1, 2016

Intellisexual 

His breath is atrocious and his dandruff and toenails are so gross. But he has a doctorate in astrophysics and I'm intellisexual.
Intellisexual by Urbanartshare October 1, 2016

industry pages 

Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.
When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.
industry pages by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

tech guilt 

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.
Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
tech guilt by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

collective delusion 

Similar to the collective unconscious, collective delusion impacts all of humankind today via religion, politics, media and society.
Barb: can you believe Trump is getting away with this craziness?!

Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.
collective delusion by Urbanartshare September 5, 2016
Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
man years by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016