Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.

I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.

by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020

infinite dibs

Claiming something to be yours forever

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*

by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018

Infinite

The tallest of mountains.
The roughest of waves.
The toughest of terrors.
The darkest of days.
The last one that's standing
Don't try to stand in his way.
Cause he's been up against better
Just take a look at his face.

This pain (persists) I can't (resist)
But that's what it takes to be Infinite.

by The Kerzaffler December 8, 2022

Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible

Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

Infinite

The theme of the villain of the same name from "Sonic Forces", created and sung by Tyler Smyth and Andy Bane from Dangerkids. May or may not be the first thing that appears when typing "Edgiest song ever" on YouTube. A metal and dubstep song.

"This pain (Persists), I can't (resist), but that's what's it takes to be infinite!

by anonymous December 31, 2023

Infinite-Soma

1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.

1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.

by Zero$ March 27, 2015

Infinite craft

Infinite Craft is a very lovely game, where you can combine a unicorn with a president and get Trump and combine that with a unicorn to get a Trumpicorn. You can also combine Russia with gay to get Putin. Have you ever wondered what will happen to a unicorn over time? Well combine it with evolution and get a narwall. Makes so much sense! Combine that with a unicorn? You'll get a narwallicorn! Basically, all of the most interesting things happen with a unicorn lol. If you drink some wine in the marvelous world of infinite craft, nothing will happen. Add some more wine to that, you already have a whole bottle of it. Some more to that you get drunk. What would happen if you were having a date while all of that was happening? Well, if you add a date to that you will get sex. Add being even more drunk to that? You'll get pregnant. So anyways as you can see it is a very charming game, very knowledgeable, and overall I recommend it to everyone, so yeah. (lol)

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look at this game I found!"
"what is it?"
"it's called infinite craft... WAIT A MINUTE..."
"OH NO DON'T-"
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN..."
"DON'T!!"
*merges to get a skibidi toilet*
"NAHHHHH"

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 26, 2024