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Incel

The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Incel

A man who has a hard time finding a partner, could be because he is ugly, it could be because of how judgemental attractive white women are of non-negroid males when we are less than perfect, or it could be just most bitches are too stupid to find Nazi/Crusader memes funny.

Negros can only be incels if their signature look of retardation and dwarfism is glaringly obvious (like Bigthumby), Europeans of shorter stature often find it hard to sexually compete with larger whites and the blacks, Northeast Asians are only considered chads when they look like 16th century samurai, and Indian men ought to stay the fuck away from American women, lest they be accused of groping (falsely or factually).

Over the years it’s evolved from a term of meaning to a left wing school yard insult any man who is racist/sexist/homosexual/transphobic (all nonsense commie words concocted by trots). Even muscular 6’+ Chads/Tyrones such as Andrew Tate are labeled incels, like how can someone be stupid enough to think a 6’2” bodybuilder has a hard time with women?

JBW is very much a lie in the context of the west, maybe true in Asia, but (((they))) really made it so the only way you wouldn’t end up with Tyrone’s leftovers and maybe even a mongrel baby is to expatriate to a country that still treats nigs like we did in the 50’s. It’s all part of Zionist exchange.

The term incel is often conflated with soyboy, but they connote two very different images.
Incel:

Self aware
Zoomer
Right wing
Aspires to be chad one day
Based
Most likely thin/healthy
Can meme like a legend
Schizoid
Superstraight
A giant chad in a little man’s body

Soyboy:

Thinks he’s a chad
Millennial
Left wing
Thinks real chads are “racist” and “misogynistic” and calls them incels
Cringe
Fat and disgusting or 90 lbs sopping wet
Can’t meme
Autistic
Cuckold or faggot
A face that matches the opinion
by 2KingdomCome March 24, 2023
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Console-incel

A young man of an online community who consider themselves unable to enjoy Gaming on a platform/console they Do Not prefer, often associated with views that r Hostile toward other Gamers, Games & Consoles whom having fun & doing good

Term Invented by @Katharsyis
He is such a console-incel, so unable to just have fun!
by @Katharsyis June 5, 2024
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incel

neutral: A person, who desperately desires/stresses over certain sexual lifestyle and relationships, that they are unable to achieve.

In reality: one of many sexist slurs used by entitled narcissistic women and their harem of submissive white knighting cucks to bully and silence non-submissive and/or single (often "low SMV") usually males for being in any way critical of them, venting about their life hardships, or for existing and not groveling/white-knighting/idolizing (like said submissives are doing) - even if they aren't looking for a relationship with said narcissists.

Often used alongside: "why do you hate women" (arrogant self-assigned representation of entire sex, hive-mind collectivism style) - just because she happens to be a narcissist (who's been systematically culturally reinforced as such), that only accepts existence of subservient men, but not the reverse (narcissist man + submissive women). Then the only answer is: "why do you hate men" (same mental gymnastics).
You might as well not exist - according to the aforementioned groups of people; but this logic works in all directions for everyone equally: if you don't fit someone in every way they want, then you might as well not exist for them.
He doesn't have a gf, he must be gay/incel/fuckboy/creep/hates women/misogynist.
How dare you criticize queens, why do you hate women you incel.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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incel camino

"Saw my first Incel Camino in the wild today..."
by DopaMeany July 7, 2024
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Incels

No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.
Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."

Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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InCell Gang

A group of child sex traffickers and fentanyl traffickers that run around Ottawa hacking people to escape their incelibacy
Person 1:Did you see that cracker Ryan in the Wheelchair of Jayson that goes by sharkteeth?

Person 2:No? Why?

Person 1:I wanted to make bands with the InCell Gang trafficking children, trafficking fentanyl, and hacking.

Person 2:Dude, your gross, wtf? get away from me
by TheAnalBeadUser July 31, 2024
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