hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

hypester

a combination of "hipster" and "shyster"

Holy crap! Aviva is the craziest hypester I have ever seen in my entire life! Erin might be a hypester too, but there's no evidence on Facebook to suggest she is.

by ABC123EasyAs March 24, 2011

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.

by Paul February 2, 2005

Hypocraticalite

A large and lengthy OGAR (Shrek like) person who enjoys smoking the chronic and packing dips when ever 'it' has an opportunity to

Hey man, check out the Hypocraticalite outside, he's smoking a HUGE joint

by Mysticalite April 25, 2007

hypochlorigna

disease caused by hauling too much ass

joe: dood, whats wrong with you?
me:aw bro, just got diagnosed with hypochlorigna
joe:awfuck d00d, what's that?
me:a disease caused by hauling too much ass.

by d00d1010101 March 18, 2009

Hypo-Mitt

A term used to describe Mitt Romney in the event that he is being a hypocrite or acting hypocritically.

"Hypo-Mitt attacked his opponent in 2002 for failing to release her husband's tax returns but now is refusing to release his own."

by lifesamountain,notabeach July 22, 2012

hypocalypse

Happy apocalypse. Or if the world were to end it would be a happy occasion.

Jerry: Urgghh! I have a math test tomorrow!
Sue: I'd rather have the world end than do that test :(
Jerry: That would be a hypocalypse! :D

by Anne Marie April 10, 2013