The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

rented by the hour

The line originally comes from the musical Cabaret’s title song. It is used as a metaphor for sex work.

She wasn’t what you’d call a blushing flower
As a matter of fact she rented by the hour

by bimiserables June 4, 2022

Creature Hours

A time period between midnight to 6 am where unproductive college students party and or do substances in a consistent manner. Acts performed during this time include beer pong, beer die, darts, listening to music, and puking.

Devon was drinking so much during creature hours that he missed his 8 am.

by ECav2527 February 12, 2021

jah hours

When you listen to songs from Jah and they get you in the Jah vibe

“Moonlight uh spotlight got me a type of way”
“that’s because it’s jah hours”

by Juliana:] August 28, 2019

thumb-hour

a unit of one hour's work by one person's thumbs or fingers, especially within the context of interacting with a smartphone touch screen

The number of thumb-hours spent on cell phones and tablet computers has skyrocketed in the last few years.

by S. Sheldon April 26, 2011

porn hour

The hour when your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is watching porn. Typically around midnight but varies by location.

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour, bro"

by Bhesh December 3, 2015

shit hour

The hour after having sex with a prostitute/paid sex.

Besides guilt, usually includes withdrawals and a mild hangover.

A: "Damn .. I just blew 800$ on that hooker and coke after that bar ... Also my head is starting to hurt. "

B: "Sounds like you're enjoying your shit hour!"

by boinj April 14, 2014