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Homerun

The act of jerking off in the car after work, then cumming when you pull in the driveway
Hey dude, I had a nice homerun yesterday.
by ThornedJustice November 10, 2019
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You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.
You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT
by Zelda_. April 15, 2020
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Homer Shake

A bit from the animated sitcom the Simpsons in which the family performs a version of a popular meme, the Harlem Shake. The joke is that it came out 2 years after the meme was popular, making it highly circulated in communities declaring it "goche as shit."
by SuburbDictionary February 15, 2021
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hotmerkle

A person who puts their head over the toilet and covers it with a towel after their boyfriend takes a steamy dump.
Hey Fred give me a hotmerkle
by FUKME November 26, 2022
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Homer Simpson Syndrome

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.
The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.
by CYLAIS September 17, 2023
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Beans said Homer.

“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.
Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.

Person B: Beans said Homer.
by RashodSmith May 14, 2019
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No homer

A postscript to be added after questionably claiming your sports team is better than most people think.
I know we lost our best linebacker, but we're still going to win the Super Bowl this year. No homer.
by SBN ATL August 29, 2010
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