hypocrite

the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

they wanted to accuse the boy but couldn't because he was a hypocrite...

by krizmeders June 18, 2009

Hypocrite

according to a kid im my class hypocrite means "you don't listen to your parents"

your mom grouns you for being a hypocrite because you didn'ttake the garbage out when she told you to

by taco taco jam sauce February 20, 2009

Hipocritester

1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

Hipocrite

When someone is so drunk they can't spell hypocrite but tell others not to be drunk

Still, I'm allowed to bring a hipocrite(spelling)

by Acier December 31, 2017

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

Hippocrate

A word used to describe someone like Zuhair Zahin, no one knows the meaning but Andy•PlayZ who made this word.

The word can be spotted in Andy•PlayZ's video "RANT VIDEO ON ZUHAIR ZAHIN" at 0:02

"A f*cking hippocrate who attack every people in me at the zoo, yet saying that I am a hippocryte."

-Andy•PlayZ

by Riley Nicka September 10, 2020

hippycrite

An individual who portrays themselves as a free-loading hippy, but relies fully on a large sum of money, typically provided by a parent or a sugar-daddy/mama.

I used to think Brooke was down with the movement, but then I realized she's just a hippycrite.

by makomicah January 19, 2021