Having anal sex with a woman, you pull out just in time to blow your load on her face and in her mouth, you then push her out your door naked, throw here clothes out the window, and call the cops.
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1) A job that requires one to be experienced in the art of herding
2) A sick complete artist. He draws tight stuff such as comics and some like deep weird paintings that like no one can get cuz hes a genius. He also is a pretty sick guitarist, he jams a lot, often for very long periods of time. A Herder is influenced by all styles of music but most notably jam bands. Naturally a Herder is always looking for a deep personal experience brought on by hallucinogens. Yet a Herder still takes the time to get fucked up. When high or drunk, or crunk, the Herder often philosophizes about foreign policy, war on drugs, and other socio-political stuff. What a Herder has in personality, the Herder lacks in looks. The Herder often has very large hair similar to a white man afro. The Herder is often mistaken for Kenny G or Marge Simpson. Makes frequent trips to Jack in the Box, but is now a vegetarian
3) A tight guy to be around, even though I never get any ladies with him cuz he looks like either kenny g or marge simpson. Somehow, the ladies like that look and they blow him often
2) A sick complete artist. He draws tight stuff such as comics and some like deep weird paintings that like no one can get cuz hes a genius. He also is a pretty sick guitarist, he jams a lot, often for very long periods of time. A Herder is influenced by all styles of music but most notably jam bands. Naturally a Herder is always looking for a deep personal experience brought on by hallucinogens. Yet a Herder still takes the time to get fucked up. When high or drunk, or crunk, the Herder often philosophizes about foreign policy, war on drugs, and other socio-political stuff. What a Herder has in personality, the Herder lacks in looks. The Herder often has very large hair similar to a white man afro. The Herder is often mistaken for Kenny G or Marge Simpson. Makes frequent trips to Jack in the Box, but is now a vegetarian
3) A tight guy to be around, even though I never get any ladies with him cuz he looks like either kenny g or marge simpson. Somehow, the ladies like that look and they blow him often
1) Woaaaaa, look at that Herder. That man sure can control a sheep!
2) Homey Numero Uno: Hey dude, I'll be straight up with you, I'm kinda baked. But we should like totally have a sick little jam sesh, or maybe a little paint sesh, maybe a little bike ride to the jack to get some dank food. But lets def philosiphize.
Homey #2: That sounds pretty sick, Herder.
3) Hot Blonde with tig ole bitties: Woa is that Kenny G, wait no it kinda looks like Marge Simpson.
Me: Naw its a Herder, hes a tight guy
Hot Blonde with the titties: I am having this strange urge to blow him.
Herder: Aw yeah bitch, suck my 10 inch fatty d. Maybe we can jam later?
2) Homey Numero Uno: Hey dude, I'll be straight up with you, I'm kinda baked. But we should like totally have a sick little jam sesh, or maybe a little paint sesh, maybe a little bike ride to the jack to get some dank food. But lets def philosiphize.
Homey #2: That sounds pretty sick, Herder.
3) Hot Blonde with tig ole bitties: Woa is that Kenny G, wait no it kinda looks like Marge Simpson.
Me: Naw its a Herder, hes a tight guy
Hot Blonde with the titties: I am having this strange urge to blow him.
Herder: Aw yeah bitch, suck my 10 inch fatty d. Maybe we can jam later?
by sixnine king September 4, 2006
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